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| Anti-Monkey Butt Powder (Read 568 times) |
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 10:55 AM |
Has anyone used this? I'm going to get some just to have sitting on my sink in the bathroom for when guests come over. I can just imagine the rumors it will start.
Trent...maybe this will help keep the flying monkeys away too?!?
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 12:02 PM |
Heh, it would be funny to put a whole selection of "embarrassing" products on the counter...Preparation H, douche kit, yeast infection meds, suppositories, lubes...and a spatula  |
Kirsten
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• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 12:35 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 12:02 PM:...and a spatula
Now THAT'S funny. 
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 12:43 PM
modified: 7/25/2008 at 12:48 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 12:02 PM:Heh, it would be funny to put a whole selection of "embarrassing" products on the counter...Preparation H, douche kit, yeast infection meds, suppositories, lubes...and a spatula
You seem to know a little too much about this stuff, Kirsten.
Not to hi-jack this, but this reminds me of when I used to work for a company that made materials that went into disposable products, particularly fem hygiene stuff. I worked in R&D and frequently had to go out and buy one package of every brand and type to analyze. Sometimes I would go with a female co-worker, and we would get really funny looks from the checkout person. I'd look at my co-worker and lean over to the cashier and whisper"Be afraid, be very afraid" Later, I'd put them all on her desk and just warn everyone to stay away. "Don't even go near her today" |
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 12:57 PM |
| Quote from Craig S on 7/25/2008 at 12:43 PM: You seem to know a little too much about this stuff, Kirsten.
Not to hi-jack this, but this reminds me of when I used to work for a company that made materials that went into disposable products, particularly fem hygiene stuff. I worked in R&D and frequently had to go out and buy one package of every brand and type to analyze. Sometimes I would go with a female co-worker, and we would get really funny looks from the checkout person. I'd look at my co-worker and lean over to the cashier and whisper"Be afraid, be very afraid" Later, I'd put them all on her desk and just warn everyone to stay away. "Don't even go near her today"
Ha!
I used to think it would be funny to go to the store and pick out the most random, ordinary, potentially kinky stuff to put in my cart and then observe the check-out person's response. Some of the items I have considered include:
D batteries
condoms
vaseline
the aforementioned spatula
saran wrap
fly swatter
cucumber
feather duster
beer
dog collar
You get the picture...
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Kirsten
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• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race |
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 2:09 PM |
Yeah, good stuff~!
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 5:37 PM |
| I had a lot of fun buying alcohol 9 months pregnant. Especially hard liquor. |
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2008 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM, M What now?
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 5:49 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 12:57 PM:Ha! I used to think it would be funny to go to the store and pick out the most random, ordinary, potentially kinky stuff to put in my cart and then observe the check-out person's response. Some of the items I have considered include: D batteries condoms vaseline the aforementioned spatula saran wrap fly swatter cucumber feather duster beer dog collar You get the picture...
No I don't, please post one.
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 8:18 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 12:57 PM:D batteries condoms vaseline the aforementioned spatula saran wrap fly swatter cucumber feather duster beer dog collar
What? No turkey baster??
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 8:20 PM |
Quote from Maplefly on 7/25/2008 at 8:18 PM:What? No turkey baster??
D'oh, I KNEW I forgot something! |
Kirsten
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 8:50 PM |
| So here's what you do. In addition to the aforementioned items, also, include a box of Rice Krispies, marshmallows, and butter. When you check out, put those three things on first. Then, put the rest on. The checker will say, "looks like someone's having Rice Krispie treats tonight!" Then watch that smile slowly turn to shock/horror/amazement/amusement, etc. |
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25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 9:18 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 8:59 PM:Awesome!
I actually did this once. The items I had weren't as interesting as our hypothetical cart, but the facial expression of the somewhat older cashier after she made the Rice Krispie treat comment and saw what was coming next was priceless. |
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 9:38 PM |
| Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 7/25/2008 at 9:18 PM: I actually did this once. The items I had weren't as interesting as our hypothetical cart, but the facial expression of the somewhat older cashier after she made the Rice Krispie treat comment and saw what was coming next was priceless.
So...inquiring minds wanna know. What else was on that conveyer...? |
Kirsten
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• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race |
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posted: 7/25/2008 at 9:47 PM |
| Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 9:38 PM: So...inquiring minds wanna know. What else was on that conveyer...?
I'll never tell.  |
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen |
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