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Anti-Monkey Butt Powder (Read 581 times)

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A plunger, right? Evil grin
Kirsten
'07: 1324.5 mi
'08: 1561 mi
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.: 2009 Goals :.
• Run 1750 miles
• 2 marathons (May - Bayshore, Fall - ?)
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k? ~ HM ~ 26.2
• 1st trail relay (North Country)
Frustrating Project
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/25/2008 at 9:53 PM:
A plunger, right? Evil grin


Yes, but that was for my trombone to make the wah-wah effect.
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
thinbyxmas
Queen LeftRightRepeat
I am visibly recognizable in my small town due to my profession (is that vague enough for privacy, but clear enough to get the story across???)....

Anyway, occasionally people will follow us around stores, afraid to approach me and say hello, but comfortable enough to wander all over Wally World following me, so my DH will start stacking the cart with condoms and tampons, etc. until they walk away--horrified.
10K PR 1:02:41 =>10:07 min per mile
Choice is good
I have a tube of cream called "Butt-Aid" just waiting for the right moment! Tee he he!!! Evil grin
Suffering from late adult onset athleticism. Not looking for cure.
2009 goals:
Conquer Harry's Hills!
Run a half marathon
My apartment was being shown recently (I'm moving two blocks away Tongue ), so my roommate and I thought it was a good opportunity to "hide" flavoured lubes in conspicuous locations around the apartment. Unfortunately we were rarely home when potential renters came by, so we never got to see them find the lubes.
hilarious thread!!!~~~ heads to the store for rice bubbles and phallic veggies
The Graduates - a community of post C25K runners!

Started Running 21 April 2008

2008 Running Goals
  • Finish C25K 22 Jun 2008
  • Run 5K 43:29 29 Jun 2008
  • Complete a 10K fun run
I just bought me some of this powder today. The girl at the register chuckled out loud.
Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today? Peter Maher
No doubt somebody could also find a use for these -

http://www.currantrading.co.uk/index.php?id=22
Fat runner
We once bought pregnancy-vitamins and a 24-pack of condoms.

The checkout girl looked at us and i said with a straight face: "we want to have a baby, but we're not starting till after the weekend"

I will never forget the stunned look on her face. Big grin
Goals:
Get weight down from 124kg to 100kg (currently 110kg)
Survive 1st 10k: 7/09/08 1:01:36 - Second 10k 5/10/08 57:42
Survive 1st HM: 26/10/08 2:06:04
Must find new goals ...
Opps, I married a Vulcan
They sell the money butt stuff at my little hardware store, too funny.

Sort of off topic, but they should also market "ass pads" My husband is always trying to sit on the couch with just his skivvies on. And they're thin, if you know what I mean. I only allow it if he's recentely taken a shower. But, I know when I'm not around he sits around trying to stink up the furniture.

TMI , I'm sure.
- Anya

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