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Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:11 AM
modified: 6/5/2008 at 7:20 AM

(The following are from one of my favorite party books Would you Rather.) Big grin

watch a porno movie with your parents or watch a porno movie starring your parents?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:13 AM

have sexual organs that glow red like ET's heart when you're attracted to someone or have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crocth?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:14 AM

never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:15 AM

experience orgasm upon hearing the word "pancake" or reflexively belt out the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax? NOTE: Things to consider: family brunches, breakfast at IHOP.

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:17 AM

administer a "BJ" to every member of the Oakridge Boys or be double-teamed by Grimace and Mayor McCheese? (from McDonald's)

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:17 AM

have sex with Mel Gibson and get mono or have sex with Pat Sajak and get a really cool pair of overalls that you really wanted?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:18 AM

have your romantic moments scored by an Air Supply soundtrack or make the sounds of a pinball machine during intercourse?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:19 AM

have seventeen testicles or just one the size of a coconut?

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:20 AM

be able to give other people orgasms simply by clapping your hands or regularly attend orgies with the Superfriends? NOTE: Things to consider: Wondertwin powers, Batman's utility belt, Aguaman's flounder fetish.

Michelle

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:21 AM

Okay, that's it, there aren't anymore in the book. The Sex section is kind of small. Sad

Michelle

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:28 AM

Quote from Mississippi on 6/5/2008 at 7:11 AM:

(The following are from one of my favorite party books Would you Rather.) watch a porno movie with your parents or watch a porno movie starring your parents?

Definitely watch with...

Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:31 AM
modified: 6/5/2008 at 7:31 AM

Quote from Mississippi on 6/5/2008 at 7:11 AM:

watch a porno movie with your parents or watch a porno movie starring your parents?

WITH

Michelle

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:31 AM

Quote from Mississippi on 6/5/2008 at 7:20 AM:

be able to give other people orgasms simply by clapping your hands or regularly attend orgies with the Superfriends?

Definitely a). <clap> <clap> <clap> to Mississippi. Evil grin

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Mississippi

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:33 AM

Ouch. I think I just hurt myself laughing too hard!!!! Big grin

Thanks Purdey, I'll send some clapping your way when you least expect it! I'm off to take a shower and get ready for the day. I have a request. In about ten minutes could you clap for me? Big grin

Michelle

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:34 AM

Quote from Mississippi on 6/5/2008 at 7:33 AM:

Ouch. I think I just hurt myself laughing too hard!!!! Thanks Purdey, I'll send some clapping your way when you least expect it! I'm off to take a shower and get ready for the day. I have a request. In about ten minutes could you clap for me?

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