Okay, I have a question. Does anyone else ever worry about getting an injury during sex? Don't laugh. Okay, hear me out. Some positions require flexibility and there have been times when I've felt that my legs were too tight and I've been worred about pulling something (hamstrings in particular). Am I the only one with this issue? Do I seriously need to do a warm-up before sex?!?!?!

Um, no. LOL. But if you are getting into positions that concern you with your level of fitness, I may be transferring my lesbian tendencies in your direction.

Hmmmmm. Maybe you're onto something there!! No, actually I had this issue before you're recent posts! I really think that I need to start stretching more (my legs that is). I think I held back on things in the bedroom last night when I felt that first pinch of tightness in my legs. How crazy is that?

I recommend an easy 3-4 miles at marathon pace + 2:00 .... followed by light stretching exercises, focusing on hamstring stretches and side splits, followed by picture posting.

I know a guy who broke his penis during sex. The thing actually split open in 1/2. Blood shot out all over the place. He recovered and he said it actually works better now because he has a bump in it and the women just love it.

I take it back. No pictures.

I know a guy who broke his penis during sex. The thing actually split open in 1/2. Blood shot out all over the place. He recovered and he said it actually works better now because he has a bump in it and the women just love it.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Is his name John Wayne Bobbit? They sewed his unit back on crooked and from the movie it was obvious that he has a tough time getting that thing up and keeping it there.

Nope. It wasn't John Wayne Bobbit and his "love wand" wasn't sliced off. My friend's girlfriend just came down on it at a very bad angle and, well, you know it just snapped.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! this thread just makes me want curl up in the fetal position.

Seriously. If I had admin powers, I'd censor this thread. It's not safe. And it began so well, too.

Why do I continue clicking on this thread? I'm hoping it will get better, but everytime I pop in to see what's up, I end up sitting here at my desk at work with my left hand placed over my groin to protect my stuff. Make it stop!

Do what I do. Go re-read the first three posts. Let your imagination go where it will. Then click away quickly, never to return. The rest of the posts never happened. It was all a bad dream.