What's worse? Having to hear them, or having your mother try to tell you about it? Ugh. I had to deal with both when I came home from college after my freshman year. (Problem solved by not going "home" for more than a few days at a time after that.)

What's worse? Having to hear them, or having your mother try to tell you about it? Ugh. I had to deal with both when I came home from college after my freshman year. (Problem solved by not going "home" for more than a few days at a time after that.)

man that is a little too close for me. but good for them for keeping at it

I think that she was getting back at me for always telling her when I was on my way to the bathroom as a kid. (And as an adult, for that matter.) Either that or she was getting back at me for being the only son not to ask permission before fooling around with a girl.

"Knockin' boots" "the horizontal bop" and my favorite, "playing Monopoly" - That one comes from my college years. At a house party, one couple snuck off to one of the upstairs bedrooms (actually if I remember right they were told several times to "get a room" because of their VERY public displays of affection. So they did). Anyway, they were rather loud, but one drunk fellow didn't catch on as to why. When they reappeared, he commented -"Man youguys were making a lot of noise up there! What the hell were you doing?!" The girl, ever the most sarcastic member of our group, shot back "Playing Monopoly". For some reason (*read: alcohol) we all found that answer wildly amusing. Needless to say, the phrase stuck. They are married several years now, with 2 kids, and never fail to let us know they still "play Monopoly" regularly.

"renewing our vows"