Michelle
Self anointed title
I can't stand my ears being kissed. Why? Well, because it drives me crazy (in the bad way) to have heavy breathing in my ear like that.
Lazy idiot
I may be just being a typical bloke, but, there is probably nothing about sex that I hate.
Tick tock
The voice of mile 18
Ditto this. Though I do hate it when my wife doesn't communicate with me about what's going well or what I should quit doing. I like feedback!
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
Maniac
When my wife say hurry up we only have 10 minutes before we even started!!
10 minutes?!??!! What could possibly take 10 minutes???
Marathon Maniac #6740
Goals for 2015:
Run 3 marathons (modified: Run 2 marathons--Lost Dutchman 02/2015 and Whiskey Row 05/2015)
Run a 50-miler (Ran a 53.8 mile race 11/14/2015)
Run 1,500 miles (uhhh...how about 1,400?)
Stay healthy