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Sport Jester, You have mentioned several times that your own world record is in rowing. Please could you tell me which world record it is? Thank you.
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Guys. What if we chased down an ostrich until exhastion, and then PUT IT ON THE OUTSIDE of a turducken? Osterducken!!!!!!!!!
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
A Saucy Wench
Also, neither a cheetah nor an ostrich could run a 10k without keeling over dead. Guys. What if we chased down an ostrich until exhastion, and then PUT IT ON THE OUTSIDE of a turducken? Osterducken!!!!!!!!!
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
What about the difference in gait from a narrow-hipped male and a wide pelvis female?
Weird. I too dropped some wood whilst toiling away on the treadmill. It also resulted in a lawsuit. Ponderous...
Biomimeticist
Experts said the world is flat
Experts said that man would never fly
Experts said we'd never go to the moon
Name me one of those "experts"...
History never remembers the name of experts; just the innovators who had the guts to challenge and prove the "experts" wrong
Half Fanatic #846
If you look at the research, every top coach’s advice will slow you down.
"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's usually my ankle" - unk. "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt". I ran half my last race on my left foot!
Personally I take it as a compliment considering that no arguements of any math are brought forward.
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We're gonna need a bigger oven!
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Osturducbaken......yummmmmm Can we fit a goose and an emu in there too? osturemgooducbaken
Why don't you ask KosherDave what it was like to learn how to run like an ostrich to win 6th place in the Empire State Building Climb? Considering he learned a two toe'd technique to climb and rotate effficiently on each landing, . .
Marathon Maniac #991 Half Fanatic #58 Double Agent #22 It's a perfect day and I feel great!
Indoor rowing? That makes about as much sense as fighting for peace, screwing for virginity, or decaf coffee.
You forgot N/A beer!
9.9/10 on the troll category. I have to leave some room for future outstanding work but this is really top notch stuff.