ultimate runner's test...... (Read 4097 times)

xor


    why do you insist on trying to get us to give a shit?
    Perhaps he's a shit collector and wants to expand his collection? Give til it hurts. Actually, no, don't do that. Straining to poop will cause trouble over time. Ask Trent.

     

    AmoresPerros


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      Thank god we have a great pack of runners helping us push each together through the first 31 pages of this ultra. Especially I'm glad none of the ostriches kicked me.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

      sport jester


      Biomimeticist

        Forward drift is easier to control on a track, because you have two lines of a lane to guide you. No such visual clues exist on a street race. With that your natural drift is amplified, along with dodging other runners. A typical marathon runner travels 31-36 miles in physical distance when you factor in drift, linear sway, and vertical oscillation (bounce).

        Experts said the world is flat

        Experts said that man would never fly

        Experts said we'd never go to the moon

         

        Name me one of those "experts"...

         

        History never remembers the name of experts; just the innovators who had the guts to challenge and prove the "experts" wrong

          PV=nRT I like running things 5k and longer, beer, and naked women. Though not at the same time.
          Say it ain't so........

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          xor


            Say it ain't so........
            Is true. I'm straight as an ostrich.

             

              A typical marathon runner travels 31-36 miles in physical distance when you factor in drift, linear sway, and vertical oscillation (bounce).
              It would be great it someone invented some kind of device where we could test this. I wonder if we could do it by launching an array of geosynchronous satellites which transmitted timestamps to the earth, and then build a wristwatch-like device to receive said timestamps and use triangulation to determine realtime location, then track the data over time and derive distance. Do you really think the track lanes control drift? Do people drift primarily in one direction or something?
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              Trent


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                A typical marathon runner travels 31-36 miles in physical distance when you factor in drift, linear sway, and vertical oscillation (bounce).
                Reference please.
                AmoresPerros


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                  It would be great it someone invented some kind of device where we could test this. I wonder if we could do it by launching an array of geosynchronous satellites which transmitted timestamps to the earth, and then built a wristwatch-based device to receive said timestamps and use triangulation to determine realtime location, then track the data over time and derive distance.
                  Nah, we don't have the technology for that. Heck, we can't even run as fast as ostriches yet.

                  It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                    Is true. I'm straight as an ostrich.
                    never doubted that, I just thought you were better at multi-tasking

                    "Famous last words"  ~Bhearn

                    sport jester


                    Biomimeticist

                      Sadly I confess, it was from an article in Runner's World

                      Experts said the world is flat

                      Experts said that man would never fly

                      Experts said we'd never go to the moon

                       

                      Name me one of those "experts"...

                       

                      History never remembers the name of experts; just the innovators who had the guts to challenge and prove the "experts" wrong

                      xor


                        Reference please.
                        Does it really matter? (this is my serious post to break up the gallowtroll joke chain)

                         

                        xor


                          never doubted that, I just thought you were better at multi-tasking
                          I *did* write naked women (plural). (yikes. sorry about this one.)

                           

                            I *did* write naked women (plural). (yikes. sorry about this one.)
                            Someone needs to produce a race along the lines of the Krispy Kreme Challenge, only with beer and women......

                            "Famous last words"  ~Bhearn


                            Jazz hands!

                              Someone needs to produce a race along the lines of the Krispy Kreme Challenge, only with beer and women......
                              Run two miles, eat a dozen women, run back Confused
                              run run run AHHHHHH run run run
                              Scout7


                                Run two miles, eat a dozen women, run back Confused
                                I would sign up for this race.