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stirred up a pack (herd?) of 5 cute little pot bellied pigs that had been munching in the field. They were so small, I didn't even see them. They scared me. I scared them. They took off squealing and running back to the door of a nearby house, totally freaking me out. I mean, pot-bellied pigs? Who would expect that? LOL! I didn't know *what* was coming toward me. After I recovered from my heart attck, I just laughed at myself and ran on toward home. I'm sure that if any of the neighbors had been watching that it was probably a pretty amusing sight. Teresa
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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Man, I hope Claire will post her recent TMI running experience... k
First story: Running the 1997 Chicago marathon, my first. I had not been warned that marathoners have a tendency to just go to the bathroom whereever they feel the urge. So I was shocked and highly amused at mile 5 to see three women walk about 30 feet off the road and all simultaneously drop their shorts and squat to take care of business. I'm not sure what was funnier: the fact that I was being mooned by three women, the fact that they couldn't bother to find a port-a-potty (or a bush or a car to hide behind), the fact that they all did it together (what? is that a group activity now?) ... or just the fact that this was only 5 miles into the race. Who the heck can't hold it for 5 miles? I've seen it enough now so it's not quite as funny ... but that first time had me giggling for miles. Second story: my long-lost running partner neighbor (he gave up years ago) used to do 3 miles with me just about every morning. He isn't exactly (how should I put this?) in great shape, so "running" isn't quite the right term. But since the boy had the worst diet in history and a bunch of other bad habits, he puked on just about every run. And I don't mean a little bit, either. I think I lost five pounds just because he ruined my appetite every morning. Well, the guy is (or was) a major pothead. Smoked like a fiend. Which, along with a diet consisting mainly of red meat and alcohol, tends to mess with your insides. So on one particular early Tennessee morning, we're running up a hill and (now how to put this politely?) .... well, he managed to simultaneously puke his guts out and crap his pants. It was classic. I think I cracked a rib trying not to laugh. Just say no to drugs, kids. This is what happens.
Getting up quickly before the swarm of nervous finish line helpers could do anything, I told them "No, no, I'm good. Really, no, I'm good. I planned that" and some other babbling. I did manage to scrape my elbow quite well and after getting my act together, wandered over to the medical tent. When the nurse asked, what happened, I told her "I got hit by a car at mile 13 but still managed to finish." After all, I'd be a fool to ever tell anyone how stupid I was trying to jump after 26.2 Unfortunately, the finish line photo did not capture either the jump or the fall, but I'm sure I provided a good laugh for those who saw it.
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Greg in ND
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Hey, what does this have to do with running!