RunningAHEAD - Topic: Cliche'd Argument Thread

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:09 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/13/2008 at 4:53 PM:

They actually take a lot of pride in it. They used to run commercials wherein Wisconsinites with their goofy accents would get pulled over trying to smuggle tons of cheese out of California.

We do NOT have goofy accents, 'eh! Besides, California cows need to HTFU. Great cheese comes from cows that can handle months on the frozen tundra, hey der, not from pansy cows that bask in the sun. Tongue

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:21 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/13/2008 at 5:09 PM:

We do NOT have goofy accents, 'eh! Besides, California cows need to HTFU. Great cheese comes from cows that can handle months on the frozen tundra, hey der, not from pansy cows that bask in the sun.

Those pansy cows basking in the sun can focus on the business of cheese-making as opposed to survival. Those Wisco cows may be tougher, but I don't want the toughest cheese, I want the best. Bear in mind that I'm just egging you on. I don't have a horse (errr cow) in this race. But now I am pretty damn hungry for some cheese. What was this thread about?

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:22 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/13/2008 at 5:21 PM:

What was this thread about?

Boobs, I think.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:25 PM

California boobs and cheese are teh best! Big grin

Runners run

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:29 PM

Quote from Ileneforward on 2/13/2008 at 5:25 PM:

California boobs and cheese are teh best!

Nuh uh! Oh, crap...you know the guys are gonna want proof for part of that debate... Roll eyes

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

cagery

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:44 PM

I am thinking this thread is going udderly nowhere.... Roll eyes

modal

posted: 2/13/2008 at 5:50 PM

Quote from Len on 2/13/2008 at 2:48 PM:

I love puppies.. modified to make puppies bigger

What was the pre-modification image? I think we should argue the benefit of this woman staying at the Cowtown Marathon for the no so nice part to cheer the dudes on. Big grin

Vim

Len

Damn Yankee

posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:40 PM

Quote from modal on 2/13/2008 at 5:50 PM:

What was the pre-modification image?

Just a smaller picture...

Quote from modal on 2/13/2008 at 5:50 PM:

I think we should argue the benefit of this woman staying at the Cowtown Marathon for the no so nice part to cheer the dudes on.

I'll be lucky if I can get her stay to watch me finish the half, my gorgeous bride has full intentions of getting her shop on after the race.

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Carl Bard

SurfNRun

Prophet!

posted: 2/13/2008 at 8:29 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/13/2008 at 5:09 PM:

pansy cows that bask in the sun.

who are you calling pansy ? or cows ?

joeblogg

posted: 2/14/2008 at 3:45 AM

This thread is making my knees hurt. All clowns like nice puppies Clowning around

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Goals for 2008: ~~10k - Phoenix Park - 6 April~~ 48:47 1/2 Marathon - Longford - 24 August Marathon - Dublin - 27 October. Its Man v Distance. Distance is in trouble.

ajaxinacan

posted: 2/16/2008 at 9:28 AM

Quote from joeblogg on 2/14/2008 at 3:45 AM:

This thread is making my knees hurt.

Mine too, until I stopped reading it on concrete. It's much easier on asphalt.

Do bears bear? Do bees be?

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/16/2008 at 9:54 AM

People shouldn't feel sad when celebrities and strangers die...or should they?

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

dnephin

posted: 2/16/2008 at 11:01 AM

Coffee: Makes you poop faster vs. no discernible peristalstic effect. Running corollary: Can't have it before morning run vs. must have before morning run.

DWARP
Marathon Madness Mob

Timbodeener

posted: 2/16/2008 at 1:51 PM

Can't believe you guys forgot this one (unless i missed it...) Stretching will enhance your running and prevents injuries vs Stretching will immediately relegate all runners to wheelchairs

JakeKnight

posted: 2/16/2008 at 1:55 PM

Quote from dnephin on 2/16/2008 at 11:01 AM:

Coffee: Makes you poop faster vs. no discernible peristalstic effect.

I'm not sure that first one counts as a legitimate debate. Anybody who actually thinks option A isn't true, I challenge you to a marathon. No matter what your PR. The only catch is we both drink 3 cups of coffee before the race ... and only I get to hit the porta-potties. No potty for you. Good luck. Try to avoid the video cameras when the inevitable happens.

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